Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Who knew poops had a life?

Sometimes, when Chloe is sitting on the pot, we have to wait for the poop - as we all do sometimes, right? Only remember we are dealing with a toddler here, so part of the dilemma is to figure out whether there really is a poop coming or whether this is a clever delay tactic so as not to have to go to bed. It's the best one she's come up with (according to her) because how could we possibly deny her the chance to go potty before bed?

I say, "Chloe, are you sure there's a poop coming? We've been waiting a long time now." Chloe says, "Mommy, of course the poop is coming, but she has to stop for coffee first. And then she has to have breakfast and dinner and lunch and a snack and then she's coming. (Duuhhh, mommy!)

4 comments:

Captain Rich said...

That is hilarious! I thought you would be able to stay ahead of her for a few more years, but I guess not..... oooxxx

Unknown said...

Just like her Mother - always thinking!!! It is fun to laugh!! xxxxoooo Nanna

Anonymous said...

so parent talks poop - who knew? that little big girl Choe is thinking it out yet again - will you ever catch up? mmmmmmmmmm....probably not fyi xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Unknown said...

I laughed so hard I scared the cats!!!!!!